A conversation about eating at work.

This is part of an IM conversation I had with Mike today about eating at the office:

Art: don't you hate it when you have a donut on your desk, but people keep coming by with problems and you can't eat it?
Mike: I don't eat donuts.
Art: don't you hate it when you have %EDIBLE_ITEM% on your desk, but people keep coming by with problems and you can't eat it?
Mike: c:\>echo %Edible_ITEM%
c:\>sandwich
c:\>set edible_item=Chicken
c:\>
c:\>echo %edible_Item%
c:\>Chicken
Mike: Yes, I do.
Art: hahah
Mike: c:\>if %edible_item%=donut then echo "I can't relate to you art".
c:\>
Art: donuts are awesome.